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Conversation I had with my dad today as we were outside the supermarket.
| me: | *notices a cab that just so happens to be the modern make of a chevy impala* |
| me: | ew |
| dad: | what? |
| me: | is that what impalas look like anymore? that's an awful looking car. |
| dad: | you know, impalas used to be really nice cars. my friend had one when i was younger |
| me: | what year was the model? |
| dad: | uhh, '67 i think, with a really nice black paint job. yeah, they used to be beautiful cars, huge with four doors. then they modernized it and turned it into that *points to new impala* you have no idea how nice this car was |
| me: | i know how awesome impalas are, i want one really bad. well a classic anyway. |
| dad: | i remember one time, he was gonna sell it... i think he kept it though. i should've bought it. |
| me: | why didn't you? |
| dad: | he moved away or i didn't have enough money, i don't remember. |
| me: | that sucks. |
| dad: | come to think of it, i didn't see him much |
| me: | why not? |
| dad: | i don't know, he liked road trips a lot. he always came back after some time but he was gone a lot. |
| me: | what was his name? |
| dad: | john. |
Which one of you fuckers did the thing?
(x)Update: it now says “Kentucky Fried Angel”
Update: IT SAYS SPN MOON MOON
THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND GUYS.
(via gallifreyan-wayward-son)
